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after school poop 

Fairly self explanatory, but the after school poop comes after a long stressful day at school, when you finally get home you have the pleasure of taking a peaceful, stress free poop while swiping on your phone. This poo is far superior to any other taken during the day. Many report this as the best part of their day, and some use it as a form of meditation.
“Hey drew, I can’t wait to take my after school poop!” “I know John after school poops are the best!”
after school poop by Tdog321 April 9, 2019

after school gas 

The large amounts of gas you emit after a long day of holding it in at school
I could not stop farting after school, i had some BAD after school gas
after school gas by cobnainage1994 November 6, 2006

after school special smoker

A person in High School or Middle School who spends most of his allowance money on marijuana.

Unsurprisingly are generally dumb and don't know the field too well.
thanks to after school special smokers I've been able to get thousands because those gooblets don't know the game so I can buy 20 gram worth's of homegrown shit weed for $30 or so, hyper-inflate it so that I'm selling it for $20 dollars for 60% of a gram to these kiddos who think I'm dealing fairly and then I can buy good weed and have thousands left over.

thanks little buddy ;)

After-School Munchies 

The process in which any student from 7th grade & up feels as though they're going to die unless they consume atleast 3lbs of snack food.
"Dude Im never inviting John back over my house"!

"Why"?

"After-school, he straight up destroyed all my chips ahoy"!

"Ehh . . he probably had After-School Munchies
After-School Munchies by TNJ(; September 1, 2010

After School Munchies 

The extreme hunger one gets after school, where you will eat anything in sight.
Tim: "Bro I can't wait to go home and eat that whole box of ice cream sandwiches in my freezer."

Steve: "Sounds like you have serious case of the after school munchies my man."

After School Special

The adolescent act of rushing home after school to look up porn and masturbate on the singular family computer before the rest of the family returns home.
Person A: "Want to hang out after school?"
Person B: "No way dude, I am heading straight home to try an squeeze in an after school special. My family will be home soon, and we are heading out of town on vacation for the weekend once they arrive. If I don't rub this one out now, it will be never."
Person A: "YOU MUST HURRY, GO NOW!"
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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