The adolescent act of rushing home after school to look up porn and masturbate on the singular family computer before the rest of the family returns home.
Person A: "Want to hang out after school?"
Person B: "No way dude, I am heading straight home to try an squeeze in an after school special. My family will be home soon, and we are heading out of town on vacation for the weekend once they arrive. If I don't rub this one out now, it will be never."
Person A: "YOU MUST HURRY, GO NOW!"
by J.Tugs July 08, 2011
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The act of bringing a person from the other sex over to one's house after school with the intent of sexual relations.
by JohnHughes April 03, 2012
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Used in the gaming community for an annoying time during peak afternoon hours (3-7pm), where small children overpopulate servers with mic-hoging, backseat gaming, and mindless chatter. It's like they all hopped off their school bus and migrated to their consoles.
A: Hey man, I called in sick for work today you wanna play Rainbow Six Siege at 3pm?

B: Hell nah fam. I never play the After School Special. Those kids annoy me...easy kills tho, but no thx. Hmu at 10 when the big bois are on.
by The Little Chimera February 06, 2019
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a period of unemployment, often in the form of funemployment, directly following one's graduation from college
The weeks, months, and eventually years following his graduation were filled with binge drinking and loft parties. Nobody was sure quite how this after-school special would end.
by Elliott September 21, 2006
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Right when you get home from school you go poop.
"Hey Isaac your home from school, I guess it's time for the after school special."
by sam April 10, 2005
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Smoking buds after school, getting really torn after school
Man that blunt we chiefed during that after-school special just made my day all better.
by the true man February 01, 2007
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