A.I.D.

A.M. Intercourse Disorder
It is a condition affecting women. They refuse to have sex in the morning because they are unable to get off. Mostly affecting married women who feel no obligation to satisfy their husbands need for release from morning wood.

My wife suffers form A.I.D. so we only have sex at night.

A.I.D. by X32 September 13, 2010

A.I.D.

Attracting idiots disorder

Some one who only attracts idiots as friends and has no other friends that are half way intelligent. Sometimes this person is manipulated into staying with the idiots or the intelligent person is just trying to be nice or is desperate because they are so different then others and its hard to make friends because they can't relate they are so created.Usually when this person drops these idiots off as friends they get shit over.

Henry: Hey uncle! I went to the park for the fair today with Alexander and Cindy and a couple other guys. I kept asking why they were jumping off a tree leaning like the tower of pisa and they started laughing because they said there is no such thing like there is no such thing as Daniel Boone or Susan B. Anthony not being the statue of liberty.Then they kept going on about how awesome jumping off the tree was. They started running up the leaning part and when someone came over to sit down for lunch they screamed, "Dude what the hell are doing? Move what the hell! This for health and fitness. It is so awesome to jump off a tree and dance jigs, move!" acting like they were high. I finally told them to hit the road I'm not that desperate and they called me sick and fucked up because I have asthma and bi-polar disorder and I told them to go away because they are all about nonsense.They kept calling me an asswipe bitch and saying how awesome it was to dance in a jig and jump off a leaning tree and head butting a tree getting drunk and they are in 20 and in college I'm so desperate for friends I can't relate to anyone!Why aren't eccentric people with brains like me excepted? Plus this guy named Johnny keeps telling us different ways to masturbate.

Uncle Bob: What a bunch of losers you have A.I.D.
Henry: Aid? Aids? What? A.I.D.?
Uncle Bob: Attracting idiots disorder.

A.I.D. by browngirlsdonttakebs July 10, 2009

A.I.'d 

The minute you realize that Artificial Intelligence has just read your mind.

I only typed a few letters, it knew what I was gonna ask. I was just A.I.'d.

A.I.'d by Scadder June 6, 2023

A.I.D.S. Bath 

A hot tub, particularly one designated for public use.

Rob: "I was down stairs in the hotel pool and sat in the hot tub for awhile."
Mike: "Aww man, you were sitting in the A.I.D.S. bath?" "Gross!"

A.I.D.S. Bath by ghost towne May 24, 2018

a.i.d.s. parade 

the gay pride parade in any large city with a high rate of hiv infection in the 'mo community..

dude.. we're going to san francisco this weekend for the a.i.d.s. parade...

dude 2.. the what?

dude.. you know, gay pride....

dude 2... lmao!

a.i.d.s. parade by boyinthepenaltybox July 4, 2011

A.I.D.S. 

Anally Inflicted Death Sentence

originally coined by the speed-metal group, M.O.D. or Method of Destruction in 1987.

Lead singer, Bill Milano, is an outspoken insult comic, who once fronted the ultra-conservative, thrash band, S.O.D. or Stormtroopers of Death, which relased the album Speak English or Die (1986). The other three members of S.O.D. were also in Anthrax, Scott Ian and Charlie Benante, and/or Nuclear Assault, Dan Lilker.

Anally Inflicted Death Sentence
A.I.D.S. (2x)
That's what you get for having a penis up your ass....etc.

A.I.D.S. by Assex 776 September 15, 2007

A.I.D.S. 

Alcohol Induced Diarrhea Shits. The kind of diarrhea you can only get the day after consuming large quantities of alcohol. Having this type of diarrhea is nearly as bad as contracting the disease.

Joe had such bad A.I.D.S. after that party last night he had to call in sick to avoid work.

Better chill on the vodka, you'll have A.I.D.S. tomorrow!!!

A.I.D.S. by MTBTrigger October 9, 2009