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A Raging Starbucks Cunt 

A Raging Starbucks Cunt is a raging cunt who LIVES at starbucks and typically order's some long named drink and takes pictures of it for instagram.

an example of the drinks there order -> "double chocolate twisty nips gang bang extra S A U C E shit in my grandad's hole latte" An example of "A raging Starbucks Cunt" is the following
charlie: Hey look she's A Raging Starbucks Cunt taking a picture of her drink.

eric: Yeah she's 100% taking that for instagram.

some smart ass: not all ugly thots that take pictures of there double chocolate twisty nips gang bang extra S A U C E shit in my grand dads hole latte's are doing it for instagram.

charlie and eric at the same time: Yes, all of them.

some smart ass: No!

charlie: betcha your life she's on instagram.

some smart ass: sure

Raging Starbucks Cunt: Yeah im on instagram. uwu rawr.

some smart ass: that bet was a joke right? r-r-right??!?!?!?

(gun shots and screams)

a raging sack of cunt flaps 

Someone who is even more heinous than a cunt, because “cunts are still useful”.
What a raging sack
Of cunt flaps!!!

Or, Ed is a raging sack of cunt flaps.

I HAVE A RAGING HARD ON 

...So? Go have sex.
"HOLY SHIT I COULD FUCK A BRICK WALL RIGHT NOW I'M GONNA TYPE 'I HAVE A RAGING HARD ON' IN THE SEARCH BAR RIGHT NOW EL OH EL, WHORES." - You

"I'm a website, what do you want me to do?" - Urbandictionary

Pasted a Raging Norwegian 

A regional expression found in Scandanavia, meaning to masturbate to ejaculation.
Don't come in here, I just pasted a raging Norwegian and the place is a mess.

This has to be hailed as a raging success 

Sort of shite a deadbeat says when somethings been a one sided exercise in scoring virtue signalling points
This has to be hailed as a raging success, the hashtag you add when posting staged photos at a wacky warehouse when you have 2 hours free from all day spooneys sesh to spend with your kids

Raging a game of uno. 

A guy raging a game on uno. A real life game. Example names people rage a game of uno
Dude William is Raging a game of uno. He flew the cards and flipped the table.