Definitions by Smartmouth78

COAT 

Cunt Of A Thing- used to describe someone or something that is beyond simply being referred to as a cunt, as cunts are still desirable and useful.

Wow, Mel is such a COAT!!! I’m so glad I don’t have to put up with her anymore!!

COAT by Smartmouth78 August 18, 2023

a raging sack of cunt flaps 

Someone who is even more heinous than a cunt, because “cunts are still useful”.

What a raging sack
Of cunt flaps!!!

Or, Ed is a raging sack of cunt flaps.

a raging sack of cunt flaps by Smartmouth78 August 12, 2023

old El Paso 

A passive aggressive way of saying someone else is being passive aggressive. Designed to diffuse tension if being used face to face, or to bring humor to an anecdote when re telling a story.

I’m sick of Mitzy being all Old El Paso.

Or, in person- “hmmm somebody’s being a bit Old El Paso….”

old El Paso by Smartmouth78 August 12, 2023

eenie 

A word to describe smells that emanate from the genital region.

I came up with this when I was a kid, and everyone I have told over the years has loved it and used it. Great to use when needing to be covert (warning friends about people in earshot).

Lashonda smelt eenie after an hour at spin class.

Jamahl was disgusted to realize that the eenie smell was his own junk.

eenie by Smartmouth78 July 18, 2019

nipple smear

This is what happens when you roll over in bed using your elbows and accidentally crush your side-sleeping partner’s nipple between your elbow and the mattress. Generally makes said partner very very angry.

Faaaaark- you just gave me a nipple smear!!

nipple smear by Smartmouth78 July 18, 2019

kooch smoocher 

Slang term for ‘lesbian’. Or really anybody who likes kooch.

Dude: “I’m gonna try and pick her up tonight”
Mate: “No chance- she’s a kooch smoocher”

kooch smoocher by Smartmouth78 July 16, 2019