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“You really want me to hand you a one? Stop fucking with me”
A one by Christz September 23, 2021
“You really want me to hand you a one, stop playing with me”
A one by Christz September 23, 2021

A one legged man in an arse kicking contest. 

To describe a useless object or person.
About as useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest...

a one that isn't cold 

Scarsely a one at all
The property of ones: The oneitude is directly proportional to the colditude of the one.
a one that isn't cold by ejer February 3, 2004

A one clip 

A thousand dollars held together with a rubber band.
Sweet guitar. What did it cost?

Shit son, I talked him down to a one clip.
A one clip by GTC4L August 27, 2023

a one time gig 

when you dress/or do something that you would probably never do in your life again
Person #1: you should dress like that more often it looks good

Person #2: naw this was a one time gig

or/

Person #1: ayy we should do shrooms again

Person #2: thats a one time gig for me dude
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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