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A boil on the ass of society 

Someone who is literally a pain in the ass. Not only to one or several people but to society as a whole.
"Stop with your complaining, you are quickly becoming a boil on the ass of society".

Your Mums A Boiler!

An insult that’s used in England to assault ones mum, other variations of this insult exist except with other household machinery or equipment such as,” Your Mums a dishwasher!”

tight as a boiled owl 

(1)The state of being extremely drunk on alcoholic beverages.
(2)Sadly no longer used, Victorian term for being extremely drunk or hungover. Should be brought back into the lexicon.
Bro 1: How you feeling bro?
Bro 2: Tight as a boiled owl.
Bro 1: Bro, you’re intoxicated.

a boiled bullfrog 

Swain slow to grasp he is dead in the water.
“Love you Want you Need you,” snivels Patrick in his 14th text message of the day.
“It’s this very bleakiness that turns me off,” sniffs Tinsley. “It’s become an endless drag, a plague – he’s a boiled bullfrog and he’s the last to grasp it.”

“A boiled bullfrog!” says heartthrob Benjamin when notified that Arabella refused to accept his bouquet of Equadorian red roses. "First, the Hanky Panky thongs, which I could return, and now this. I never thought I’d see the day when I would play that croaking fool, but Arabella has had me slaving at her feet for months and I will never be free.”
a boiled bullfrog by Hifalutin! February 10, 2022

lance a boil 

to squeeze an obnoxious person out of your circle of friends or away from yourself
She's getting on my nerves. I'm going to "lance a boil."
He's is an attention-seeker. It's time to "lance a boil."
You're making me want to "lance a boil."
lance a boil by 22611 July 25, 2006

gotta pop a boil 

A term to use when one is extremely irritated with a person, place or thing.
That girl is so aggravating, I gotta pop a boil!
gotta pop a boil by Rachel Clark January 5, 2007
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Oblication 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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