A boily 

A person who doesn't really help anyone and acts as if he's been doing a lot .

Don't count on him to help you through these tough times, he's such a boily.

A boily by Billy the bush February 8, 2019

A boil on the ass of society 

Someone who is literally a pain in the ass. Not only to one or several people but to society as a whole.

"Stop with your complaining, you are quickly becoming a boil on the ass of society".

A boil on the ass of society by Jumpingrat September 3, 2008

Your Mums A Boiler!

An insult that’s used in England to assault ones mum, other variations of this insult exist except with other household machinery or equipment such as,” Your Mums a dishwasher!”

Oi mate Your Mums A Boiler!

Your Mums A Boiler! by Meatball Memes October 16, 2019

tight as a boiled owl 

(1)The state of being extremely drunk on alcoholic beverages.
(2)Sadly no longer used, Victorian term for being extremely drunk or hungover. Should be brought back into the lexicon.

Bro 1: How you feeling bro?
Bro 2: Tight as a boiled owl.
Bro 1: Bro, you’re intoxicated.

tight as a boiled owl by Santos L Harper January 16, 2021

a boiled bullfrog 

Swain slow to grasp he is dead in the water.

“Love you Want you Need you,” snivels Patrick in his 14th text message of the day.
“It’s this very bleakiness that turns me off,” sniffs Tinsley. “It’s become an endless drag, a plague – he’s a boiled bullfrog and he’s the last to grasp it.”

“A boiled bullfrog!” says heartthrob Benjamin when notified that Arabella refused to accept his bouquet of Equadorian red roses. "First, the Hanky Panky thongs, which I could return, and now this. I never thought I’d see the day when I would play that croaking fool, but Arabella has had me slaving at her feet for months and I will never be free.”

a boiled bullfrog by Hifalutin! February 10, 2022

lance a boil 

to squeeze an obnoxious person out of your circle of friends or away from yourself

She's getting on my nerves. I'm going to "lance a boil."
He's is an attention-seeker. It's time to "lance a boil."
You're making me want to "lance a boil."

lance a boil by 22611 July 25, 2006

gotta pop a boil 

A term to use when one is extremely irritated with a person, place or thing.

That girl is so aggravating, I gotta pop a boil!

gotta pop a boil by Rachel Clark January 5, 2007