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something that I usually don't give
You: Do you remember the part in Monty Python... windspeed velocity...
Me: I don't give a shit.
a shit by THIS IS MY DAMNNAME May 13, 2008
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A shit pie 

The chairman of the FCC AKA the fuckhole that's responsible for making the most devastating decision known to the internet.
Damn you a shit pie for ruining the internet with your bullshit.
A shit pie by Angrydenizen December 15, 2017

A Shit Ton

An overwhelming amount of work, studying, research or homework. At the beginning of the task, it seems almost impossible to complete. Some how you finish just before the deadline. Sleep deprivation and a need for caffeine are common side effects.
Brianna has a shit ton of studying tonight.
A Shit Ton by KarNac February 16, 2017

a shit welsh teacher 

Mrs baily is a shit welsh teacher

A shit and run 

When someone takes a shit and clugs the toilet without telling the owner of the bathroom!
God man...someone did a shit and run in the bathroom!
A shit and run by zacherzach November 6, 2016

A Shit fuck stack 

Is a term used in IT support where your management, boss, team leader hands you a pile of work he and or she dont want to do or passes down work they have done very poorly and don't want to get blamed for. Also known as mehaffey'd
Damn, a shit fuck stack from my boss wish he could fix his own shit instead of passing it on.
A Shit fuck stack by ElColon May 29, 2018

A Shit Load 

A couple is 2, a few is three, and a shit load is six.
At the drive thru at McDonald's: I need a shit load of Happy Meals.
In court: I have a shit load of parking tickets.
A Shit Load by The Waylon December 31, 2014
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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