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A Phone Call

The brief exchange of a few vital pieces of information.
A Phone call-

George: Hey Steve, what time does the circle jerk start tonight?

Steve: 10.

George:10 o'clock? Ok listen, I'm going to be a little bit late you'll have to start without me.

Steve: You going to be ready though, right?

George: Oh don't worry I'm going to eat a whole bunch of oysters and watching a horny movie.

Steve: Nice, what is it called?

George: It's called "Tarzan Fucks a Zebra".

Steve: Who's in it?

George: Russell crowe.

Steve: What's it about?

George: Well It's a bit of a fantasy, right now Ranae Zelwigger is blowing a unicorn.
A Phone Call by NeonFlame126 February 28, 2009
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Making a phone call 

The act of performing cunnilingus on a hermaphrodite as well as giving it a hand job at the same time. The position of your head and hand will be in direct correlation as if you were talking on a telephone.
" I'm not sure if Chris is a man or a woman."

" Dude it's both. I should know, I was making a phone call on it last night."
Making a phone call by rjwNU1 June 4, 2009

Make a phone call 

Code phrase used by a buddy to warn his friends that he is going off to his room to masturbate.
Kevin "I gotta go make a phone call"

Mike "Alright, make sure to lock your door"
Make a phone call by lumstar123 February 21, 2011

make a phone call to John Wayne 

This is a more inside way of saying you have to drop a deuce (take a crap), it works really well in an office setting so that you may let your close, personal co-workers know where you are going without letting everyone else know. This is derived from John Wayne's nickname being "The Duke", and can be shortened by simply saying "I have to make a phone call", or added to by saying "man John Wayne has been calling me all day."
"I'll be right back I have to make a phone call to John Wayne."

"I'll call you right back John Wayne is calling me on my other line."

make a phone call 

To throw up after drinking lots of booze. A phrase used to let your buddies know you are gonna go and heave somewhere, but fool the hoes so they don't know you drink like a lady.
You feel like you are gonna throw up and say: "Hey ladies, I gotta go *make a phone call*, I'll be right back"

Or... Jim says to his buddies... "That guy is totally wasted, bet he needs to *make a phone call*"
make a phone call by KeystoneSLC February 26, 2005

to make a phone call 

This is where when your in a big crowd of people, and instead of saying, "I need to take a shit." You say, "I need to make a phone call." Its a nicer way to put it without being rude, and its just funny as hell to people who dont know what your talking about.
Sammy: "I really need to make a phone call."
Rebecca: "Then go haha"
Joe: "What you guys talking about?"
to make a phone call by billie10 November 6, 2010
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A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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