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An A-Phone is anyone who will pull out there smart phone to prove or disprove the facts of any conversation or argument. A-Phone is a politically correct way to say ass hole.
Steve and I argued about who had more passing yards this season, Brady or Manning until Bob pulled out his Blackberry and said it was Brady, what an A-Phone
A-Phone by Mikeisaok January 19, 2011
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A Phone Call

The brief exchange of a few vital pieces of information.
A Phone call-

George: Hey Steve, what time does the circle jerk start tonight?

Steve: 10.

George:10 o'clock? Ok listen, I'm going to be a little bit late you'll have to start without me.

Steve: You going to be ready though, right?

George: Oh don't worry I'm going to eat a whole bunch of oysters and watching a horny movie.

Steve: Nice, what is it called?

George: It's called "Tarzan Fucks a Zebra".

Steve: Who's in it?

George: Russell crowe.

Steve: What's it about?

George: Well It's a bit of a fantasy, right now Ranae Zelwigger is blowing a unicorn.
A Phone Call by NeonFlame126 February 28, 2009

bone a phone 

A slang term for a man's penis, frequently used in a sexual or humorous context and particularly favored by musicians.
Sarah can't play guitar worth shit but she's quite a virtuoso on the ol' bone a phone.
bone a phone by hnoss April 6, 2017

How to watch YouTube in the background on a phone 

1. Go to YouTube.com
2. Find the video
3. Request the desktop site(look up how to do it with your browser if you don’t know how)
4. Click play
5. Press the home button
Now you are viewing it Picture in Picture, if you don’t want to see the video just drag it onto the edge
I would like to know How to watch YouTube in the background on a phone so I can watch YouTube while using social media without premium

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene 

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something
I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

Making a phone call 

The act of performing cunnilingus on a hermaphrodite as well as giving it a hand job at the same time. The position of your head and hand will be in direct correlation as if you were talking on a telephone.
" I'm not sure if Chris is a man or a woman."

" Dude it's both. I should know, I was making a phone call on it last night."
Making a phone call by rjwNU1 June 4, 2009

Im on a phone dumbass 

1. The person is using a phone to type instead of a computer, as an excuse for typing slowly or typing with horrible grammar. Commonly used angrily and/or childishly.
2. The person is using a phone and wants you to getaway.
1. "You type really slow," I typed. "Im on a phone dumbass," they replied.
2. "My kid needs milk," I said. "Im on a phone dumbass," they replied, putting their phone up to my face.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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