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“You really want me to hand you a one, stop playing with me”
A one by Christz September 23, 2021
“You really want me to hand you a one? Stop fucking with me”
A one by Christz September 23, 2021

A one legged man in an arse kicking contest. 

To describe a useless object or person.
About as useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest...

a one that isn't cold 

Scarsely a one at all
The property of ones: The oneitude is directly proportional to the colditude of the one.
a one that isn't cold by ejer February 3, 2004

A one clip 

A thousand dollars held together with a rubber band.
Sweet guitar. What did it cost?

Shit son, I talked him down to a one clip.
A one clip by GTC4L August 27, 2023

a one time gig 

when you dress/or do something that you would probably never do in your life again
Person #1: you should dress like that more often it looks good

Person #2: naw this was a one time gig

or/

Person #1: ayy we should do shrooms again

Person #2: thats a one time gig for me dude
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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