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"A one" is used as a shorter version for "one in a million" after someone's said something hillarious and/or classic.

Basically- it means they're pure legend :)!
*Beth says sometimes classic*

"Beth, you're a one :)!"
a one by Louiseyy June 29, 2008
Words you can keep
“You really want me to hand you a one, stop playing with me”
A one by Christz September 23, 2021
“You really want me to hand you a one? Stop fucking with me”
A one by Christz September 23, 2021

A one legged man in an arse kicking contest. 

To describe a useless object or person.
About as useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest...

a one that isn't cold 

Scarsely a one at all
The property of ones: The oneitude is directly proportional to the colditude of the one.
a one that isn't cold by ejer February 3, 2004

A one clip 

A thousand dollars held together with a rubber band.
Sweet guitar. What did it cost?

Shit son, I talked him down to a one clip.
A one clip by GTC4L August 27, 2023

a one time gig 

when you dress/or do something that you would probably never do in your life again
Person #1: you should dress like that more often it looks good

Person #2: naw this was a one time gig

or/

Person #1: ayy we should do shrooms again

Person #2: thats a one time gig for me dude
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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