a one 

"A one" is used as a shorter version for "one in a million" after someone's said something hillarious and/or classic.

Basically- it means they're pure legend :)!

*Beth says sometimes classic*

"Beth, you're a one :)!"

a one by Louiseyy June 29, 2008

A one 

To fight or altercation

“You really want me to hand you a one, stop playing with me”

A one by Christz September 23, 2021

A one 

Philly slang for a altercation

“You really want me to hand you a one? Stop fucking with me”

A one by Christz September 23, 2021

A one legged man in an arse kicking contest. 

To describe a useless object or person.

About as useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest...

A one legged man in an arse kicking contest. by hteb78 November 27, 2012

a one that isn't cold 

Scarsely a one at all

The property of ones: The oneitude is directly proportional to the colditude of the one.

a one that isn't cold by ejer February 3, 2004

A one clip 

A thousand dollars held together with a rubber band.

Sweet guitar. What did it cost?

Shit son, I talked him down to a one clip.

A one clip by GTC4L August 27, 2023

a one time gig 

when you dress/or do something that you would probably never do in your life again

Person #1: you should dress like that more often it looks good

Person #2: naw this was a one time gig

or/

Person #1: ayy we should do shrooms again

Person #2: thats a one time gig for me dude

a one time gig by a small person July 27, 2010