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A Norman 

A flotation device used to elevate one's body in a pool during the hottest days of the year.
That girl is baking in the sun, she totally needs to grab a Norman and head for the deep end.
A Norman by Red_Head June 24, 2008
Words you can keep

A norman 

Going full tilt on a 3 day bender
Looks like james is on really on the way to pulling a norman this weekend
A norman by Bill the bastard November 24, 2019

Doing a Norman

Being a closet homosexual sociopath stalker, key traits are defamation, character assassination, neurotic projection, liking cocks, and in general being a bitch coward.
"I've just spent everyday of my life obsessing over his life"

hahahah your doing a Norman !!!
Doing a Norman by Mac the Knife 333 November 12, 2017

A Ty Norman 

When a good mormon boy lies to his parents in order to go on a date with a hot girl before being 16. After the date he always kisses her.
"Did you hear about Jonny?"
"No, what?"
"He pulled a Ty Norman!"
A Ty Norman by C-House March 10, 2015

Norman's a dick 

Norman's a dick: the guy who makes you wait. eventhough he already has it.
Norman's a dick:

I waited for that fool all day and when I finally saw him. He said he doesn't have it. "Normans a dick" doing shit like this.
Norman's a dick by Quail eggs! April 30, 2025

having a normal one

Having a public meltdown on the internet, usually on Twitter.
Jonathan K. Businessman, having a normal one, released a string of dozens of tweets today repeatedly denying that he was was a furry, was involved in securities fraud, or was in any addicted to tentacle porn. The tweets, phrased in Elizabethan English, compared the S.E.C. to the Horned King, a character from the Disney movie "The Black Cauldron."

A Normal Person 

Something that does not exsist.
Guy: Hey man. have you seen A Normal Person yet?
Me: Nah man.
Guy: Me neither. wanna go watch a movie?
Me: im down.
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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