A Norman

A flotation device used to elevate one's body in a pool during the hottest days of the year.

That girl is baking in the sun, she totally needs to grab a Norman and head for the deep end.

by Red_Head June 24, 2008

A norman

Going full tilt on a 3 day bender

Looks like james is on really on the way to pulling a norman this weekend

by Bill the bastard November 24, 2019

Doing a Norman

Being a closet homosexual sociopath stalker, key traits are defamation, character assassination, neurotic projection, liking cocks, and in general being a bitch coward.

"I've just spent everyday of my life obsessing over his life"

hahahah your doing a Norman !!!

by Mac the Knife 333 November 12, 2017

A Ty Norman

When a good mormon boy lies to his parents in order to go on a date with a hot girl before being 16. After the date he always kisses her.

"Did you hear about Jonny?"
"No, what?"
"He pulled a Ty Norman!"

by C-House March 10, 2015

Norman's a dick

Norman's a dick: the guy who makes you wait. eventhough he already has it.

Norman's a dick:

I waited for that fool all day and when I finally saw him. He said he doesn't have it. "Normans a dick" doing shit like this.

by Quail eggs! April 30, 2025

having a normal one

Having a public meltdown on the internet, usually on Twitter.

Jonathan K. Businessman, having a normal one, released a string of dozens of tweets today repeatedly denying that he was was a furry, was involved in securities fraud, or was in any addicted to tentacle porn. The tweets, phrased in Elizabethan English, compared the S.E.C. to the Horned King, a character from the Disney movie "The Black Cauldron."

by the birds and trees December 22, 2018

A Normal Person

Something that does not exsist.

Guy: Hey man. have you seen A Normal Person yet?
Me: Nah man.
Guy: Me neither. wanna go watch a movie?
Me: im down.

by rap music is shit July 25, 2019