A Ned

A ned is someone who does nothing other than play xbox like a pro and go on his computer.

Oh my god, I can't believe how much of A Ned you are get a life!

by Clear World June 10, 2010

A NED FLANDERS

The reason I hate NED FLANDERS is because of what I heard about him I mean doesn’t IT SEEM A LITTLE TO GOOD TO BE TRUE A FAMILY MAN WHO GOES TO CHURCH EVERY DAY PRAYS AT EVERY MEAL GOES TO BED EVERY DAY AT THE SAME TIME BUT HERES WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW WHO HE REALLY IS OR WHAT HE DOES. HE ENJOYS KIDNAPPING LITTLE GIRLS AND BOYS WHO ARE MEAN AND THEN HE LIKES TO EXACT HIS JUTICE IN JUST THE ASS WITH A TOOL HE MADE FOR THE EXPLICIT PURPOSE OF CAUSING SO MUCH PAIN THAT THEY NEVER WANT TO DO ANYTHING BAD AGAIN BUT I HEAR IF YOU DON’T LISTEN YOU END UP CRAZY AZ FCK U NEVER RECOVER AND ALL YOU WILL DO IS BABBLE NONSENSE AS YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS AS IF YOU HAD SEEN THE DEVIL HIMSELF

Every time time I go to ELA MY teacher gives a me a Ned Flanders I and say NOT A NED FLANDERS Agian

by HOMERDICKSOAP September 29, 2020

What's a Ned?

A newely developing meme from CrankThatFrank from his twenty one pilots video of the music video chlorine.

Tyler: We have to clean the pool for ned
Josh: What's a Ned?

by BoiDafaqqq January 24, 2019

Pulling a Ned

When you assume you've been invited to an event despite not actually being on the guest list.

"Dude, why did Tom come to your birthday party on Saturday?"
"I dunno man, I didn't invite him. He was totally Pulling a Ned."

by LionsandGophers October 4, 2011

Son Of A Ned Flanders

Someone who is a goodie 2 shoes / never does anything wrong, abides by all laws and rules.. usually a virgin who sees sex as something disgusting and to be ashamed of.... Usually a book nerd

Person 1: I'm going out this weekend to the party.

Person 2: Cool! Can I come? I wanna score me some fresh young teen pussy

Person 1: Don't say that!?

Person 2: say what?

Person 1: Pussy... it's such a bad word

Person 2: man shut the fuck up and learn to break some rules once in a while you pussy little son of a ned flanders!

by SpeshalKay September 21, 2018

i ned a shet

A slang way of saying, I need a shit. the word shet is often used when a word filter prevents the word shit being used.

Hey guys brb i need a @*&? what? cant even say @*&? fine brb guys i ned a shet.
''yo what up homie i ned a shet''

by shetting heell May 11, 2010

Did A Neda

To sit in someone’s lap and bounce, while your break the heart of the person that loves you most in the world. You looked him in the eye and broke his heart.

Did you see what she did in front of him??? And he had to even adjust his pants
Yeah man, she totally did a neda

by Moondoggeh February 23, 2024