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Ur dads a lesbian 

When Your mom gay fails to work because your opponent came back at u with "No U" hit em' with this one. not only will it end their life, but then it'll mean that their dad likes girls and that's gay because girls like PP
You: Your mom is gay.

Opponent: No U
You: Ur dads a lesbian
Opponent: *turns gay and dies*
Ur dads a lesbian by eggwater March 5, 2018

after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck 

simply the best comeback in any situation ever
Gilbert: Go touch yourself
Drew: Shut up you after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck
Gilbert: ................

I'm a lesbian 

Listen, if your a dude here, get out. This is for the confused lady's out there. If you fellow girls out there have every thought of saying or have said "I'm a lesbian" Then you are probably a Lesbian, aka your a girl who likes other girls. In most cases, ya like..ya know-
"I'm a lesbian, and I like girls"

ur dado a lesbo 

stronger than ur mom gay and ur dad a lesbian
jake: hey ur mom gay

winston : you will have to try harder than that
jake : ur dado a lesbo
winston then disolves into nothing from cancer
ur dado a lesbo by Reddituser54 March 5, 2019

Teach her a lesson 

Aussie term for fucking a hot, but dumb or stupid girl. As if by some magic the act of banging her would knock some sense into her.
“Oh that Kelly’s a stupid bitch, geeze I’d love to teach her a lesson”
Teach her a lesson by Robby101 November 1, 2006

learn you a lesson

VERY POOR Junky English. The author/s need the Grammar Bammer to Hammer Correct Grammar into them...

It should be Teach or Taught; and It was in My Day.
You call that winning at Gotham City Project?
Gimme that controller and I'll TEACH YOU A LESSON!

Learn you a lesson? That's shabby, poor and utterly bad english! Learn some, before I teach you some!
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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