A unit of measurement used to refer to great quantities of matter. From smallest to largest: butt load, shit ton, Kardashian.
The unit “Kardashian” refers to Kim Kardashian’s ass that truly needs its own unit of measure to be quantized. A “Kardashian” can be used to describe anything overly large in mass or quantity.
The unit “Kardashian” refers to Kim Kardashian’s ass that truly needs its own unit of measure to be quantized. A “Kardashian” can be used to describe anything overly large in mass or quantity.
“Did you see Mark passed out last night?”
“Yeah, he drank a Kardashian of alcohol.”
“How much homework do you have tonight?”
“Ugh, I have a Kardashian.”
“Yeah, he drank a Kardashian of alcohol.”
“How much homework do you have tonight?”
“Ugh, I have a Kardashian.”
by moj-poj June 01, 2019
We wouldn't know anything about the Kardashians if O. J. hadn't chimped out and neither had Robert Kardashian tampered with evidence in favor of his friend Chimpson who was then absolved by the Black-Lies-Matter jury - obviously for them a couple of slashed throats don't matter if the skin color is not right.
by O. W. Tongueincheek August 22, 2021
A chronic condition of extreme self-indulgence, characterized by self-involvement, absence of moral character, histrionic attention-seeking, inappropriate sexual activity, and overly large buttocks.
by Stewardess14 March 28, 2014
"Oh no! He has the Kardashians!"
by CHKN SKRUBS February 01, 2016
by Kidswillbekids September 08, 2019
An irritating species that dwells in the lovely state of California. They like their coffee how they like their men, except for the exception of Scott Disick. They use strange vocabulary because they never got an education. Plastic surgery is their god and they wouldn’t be rich without it. They’re so desperate for attention they’ll post nudes on their social media’s even though they have fucking kids.
by Shookums666 August 19, 2018
by Hank TADD April 11, 2009