A kardashian

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A white girl who loves the black man, loves that black dick and all the brothers, she only fucks with black guys

You will see her strutting down the street holding her niggas hand like she won something

big tall black guy and a hot blonde white girl walking down the street, two guys walk past them
"dam dude a kardashian! she looked happy as fuck brah!"
"yea man she was smiling like a mofucka!"

A kardashian by JyahC July 14, 2016

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A Kardashian

A unit of measurement used to refer to great quantities of matter. From smallest to largest: butt load, shit ton, Kardashian.

The unit “Kardashian” refers to Kim Kardashian’s ass that truly needs its own unit of measure to be quantized. A “Kardashian” can be used to describe anything overly large in mass or quantity.

“Did you see Mark passed out last night?”
“Yeah, he drank a Kardashian of alcohol.”

“How much homework do you have tonight?”
“Ugh, I have a Kardashian.”

A Kardashian by moj-poj May 31, 2019

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Pull a Kardashian

When you become famous for making a sextape

Sydney was trying to pull a Kardashian but no one wanted to watch that shizzznit.

Pull a Kardashian by DuhReelDeelDawhg April 25, 2014

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Pull A Kardashian

To rise to popularity, fame, fortune and media adoration by having a sex tape leaked, being in numerous failed marriages with other famous people or numerous plastic surgery and bizarre beauty treatments.

I might have to Pull A Kardashian to get famous right now

Pull A Kardashian by Aphrodite_XX November 3, 2014

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Class like a Kardashian

A person that lacks good taste, manners or ethics in their behavior. Reality TV celebrity family "The Kardashians" as an example.

"This girl has class like a Kardashian because she cheated on her boyfriend with another man.

Class like a Kardashian by jondpl88 December 4, 2013

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A Kim Kardashian

A big ass or rear end. Normally used as a compliment rather than an insult.

Person 1: Wow, you have a little bit of a Kim Kardashian going on back there

Person 2: Thanks !

A Kim Kardashian by Nomedog November 16, 2011

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pulling a Kim Kardashian

The act of not showering but dressing up as if you did.

I didnt't have time to shower today, so I'm pulling a Kim Kardashian.

pulling a Kim Kardashian by Rey87 April 2, 2017

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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