Definitions by JyahC
food hostage
When your girlfriend takes fucking forever to figure out what to eat and you're stuck hostage waiting forever starving to death suffering greatly :(
For fucksake Diana hurry up and decide what you want to eat so we can go and order! Your holding me food hostage! Im sooo hungry!!!!
food hostage by JyahC July 6, 2019
Fart Milking
Bro my stomach was killing after those tacos but I massaged it and milked out a fart! Feel so much better now fart milking is legit.
Fart Milking by JyahC February 9, 2019
Elbow grease on a hoe
when you meet a girl with a pretty face who is a bit chubby and you start coaching her in nutrition and fitness until she has a hot body to match her life.
Bro I met this girl her face is soooo cute but shes a bit chubby, I dunno if I should date her?! Bro just slap some elbow grease on a hoe and get her in shape than she will love you even more and you got a hot girlfriend win win
Elbow grease on a hoe by JyahC August 29, 2018