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Jibbin' a Hill 

Halfway through sex (Preferabley with a woman) the man tenses his nut-sack and slots both his bollocks AND his penis into the womans vagina. The result is an intense and painful sexual experience.
Dude, last night I wasn't quite filling the hole, so i decided to Jib a Hill.
Jibbin' a Hill by Phil B February 24, 2005

I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby 

To go to the toilet for a piss or a small sheit.
Oy lad, I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby!

a big jobby 

1. A large brown solid that makes its exit from a creatures body through the anus.

2. David Becham
1. I just did a big jobby

2. I hate david becham for he is a jobby, in fact he's a big jobby.
a big jobby by McKean February 14, 2007

a wee jobby 

1. Food is inserted into an indeviduals mouth, the food is then digested and goes through a complicated process, the food then makes an exit from the body via the anus as a small brown substance.

2. That wee Lil' Chris guy.
1. I have returned from the toilet, where I suceeded in doing a wee jobby, but do not fear for I wiped my bum throughly as I am currently wearing white boxer shorts.

2. That Lil Chris guy is utter pish. He thinks he's all that and a bag of tatties, but he's actualy just a wee jobby, I would like to throw stuff at him.
a wee jobby by McKean February 14, 2007

jibbering box a-cookies 

dirty skanky two timer cock sucking slut-whore
i was walking into the lockerroom to get my sports gear when i saw my girlfriend giving head to a teacher while taking it in the ass by the principle so i mummbled "You Jibbering Box A-Cookies" and backhanded that bitch in the face.

well-a-hibbidy-dibbidy-jibbidy 

the only thing you could understand said by a black man on a japanese cartooon.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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