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A Jeremy 

An Amish person that isn't actually amish, but builds stuff, works out alot, and eats french bread pizzas every day!
That guy raising that barn looks like a jeremy!
A Jeremy by RunzWithScizzorz September 29, 2022

A Jeremy 

When to high to do anything. Including-working at all, talking, driving, being normal. Also usually a Hispanic.
A Jeremy by Thirsty Lucile June 9, 2018

A Jeremy Clarkson tango

When you have sex whilst driving, whilst on the phone to your mates describing the specs of your new car!
Me: Did you hear about jake?
You: No. what happened?
Me: He got arrested for doing a Jeremy Clarkson tango!

Pull a Jeremy 

Using one's flatulence to avoid sexual progression
Wendy got into my bed last night and I did not pull a Jeremy

Pulling a Jeremy 

To get zero kills in a game.
Damn I pulled a Jeremy and now everyone is mad; This guy is pulling a Jeremy!
Pulling a Jeremy by jjrock1928 April 29, 2016

pulling a Jeremy 

Committing to help someone with a project for either beer, food, or money, but having no plans of following through.
"where's Wayne? I thought he was gonna be here to help today"
"Oh, didn't I tell you? He's pulling a Jeremy"
pulling a Jeremy by bigcatbucho October 23, 2011
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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