A Hamster 

A Hamster is someone you think is the greatest- until you get to know them.

You put all your hopes and dreams into this fantasy of a person, but really you're just spinning your wheels in place and an actual future with them is non existent (like a hamster on a wheel- get it?).

"What happened to that guy you've been gushing about?"
"Oh, Tom? Yeah, he turned out to be a hamster."

A Hamster by TheBookofJo September 13, 2022

A hamster never forgets 

A popular saying in Memphis Tennessee," A hamster never forgets." Meaning you will remember what a person has said or done just like hamsters who are known for having a good memory.

A hamster never forgets because they have a good memory.

A hamster never forgets by Dirty hamster July 16, 2021

go blow a hamster 

A dismissive insult, like go F..k yourself.

I told you to stay out, now go blow a hamster!

go blow a hamster by I, Wreckerrr November 21, 2016

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries

This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elderberries, enough said

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries by YabaGabaGoo December 26, 2021

watch that turns into a hamster 

Something very advanced, technologically or otherwise, but completely useless.

A concept or idea that, while 105% awesome, has no real world applications whatsoever.

James Bond: "Hey Q, I've got all these gadgets left I didn't fucking use! This watch, you push a button, turns into a hamster. What was the point of that? And the jam trousers, was that your idea? Fucking useless!"

John: "I've just put up a website that takes your picture and shows you what you'd look like covered in bird poop!"
Jane: "Awesome! And about as useful as a watch that turns into a hamster"

watch that turns into a hamster by MathKills December 22, 2009

Hey, Dan can we get a hamster? 

The first line of 'The hat fic'

when someone says 'Hey, Dan can we get a hamster?' i want to rip my hair out. as the hat fic has ruined my life

Hey, Dan can we get a hamster? by CallieHowlter December 26, 2017

hung like a hamster

Slang for having a below average sized penis. Became "famous" by Brad Pitt admitting he was hung like a hamster.

Bradd Pitt said (after being asked if he thought he represented the perfect male specimen): “I don’t know if that’s true — I’m hung like a hamster.”

hung like a hamster by flake May 5, 2004