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A sexual act where during a 69 the woman sucks the man off and puts her nose in the guys arse
I was 69ing Sue the other night and she gave me a dandy!
A Dandy by Tommytwank May 6, 2021
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yank my doodle its a dandy 

a phrase, inviting masterbation, sometimes sung to the tune of yanky doodle, often by a northern boy, to a southern bell
That ho Scarlett move up here from alabam and think she all that. I told her "yank my doodle its a dandy, bitch"

crack-a-doodle dandy 

Noun
An overly nationalistic U.S. citizen with a penchant for cocaine and other related stimulants.
Despite her generally liberal standing, Brianna's new crack-a-doodle dandy of a boyfriend more than made up for his political believes with his inside hook-ups.
crack-a-doodle dandy by Pablo Sexobar November 24, 2017

kling a ling a ling dong dandy 

Don't be such a kling a ling dong dandy

Pull a daddy 

When you don’t come to work and pretend you are working from home due to some fictitious illness. But you feel better at the end of the day and rock out with your cock out in the evening.
I don't feel like working today, I'm going to pull a daddy
Pull a daddy by Captain tickler October 26, 2017

such a daddy

someone who is hot or sexy in a sense of confidence, attitude, and physical attributes ;)
OMG Ethan is such a daddy. He can get any girl he wants. He is so confident and it's hot

I'm such a daddy.
such a daddy by tranboiNoa April 29, 2020
A guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep, the guy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. Who doesn't have to borrow your car, because he has his own, who lives on his own and can pay the bill at dinner.
He has a job, a car, and lives on his own, he's such a daddy.
A daddy by daddy hunter September 19, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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