A guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep, the guy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. Who doesn't have to borrow your car, because he has his own, who lives on his own and can pay the bill at dinner.

When you and a girl have anal sex at 12 o clock pm on a Sunday