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This frequently used term was coined by J.A, simply meaning someone who is one of a kind. While it’s unrealistic that anyone could be perfect(100), a 99 is indeed intriguing and unique. They stand out from the herd and could quite possibly be wifey material. Usable for the most unique of women and men alike regardless of appearance, a 99’s soul just speaks to you.
I think this girl might be the one she makes me feel like no ever has, she’s so different from everyone else it’s so refreshing she’s A 99.
A 99 by Armando0908 June 13, 2022
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you have a 99% chance to get a 99% chance 

you need a 99 chance
but you have a 99% chance to get a 99% chance

1 2 Miss A Few 99 100 

The easiest way to count to 100.
bob: wana play hide and seek
dave: ok dude
bob: i'll count
dave: alright, guess I'll hide then (runs to hide)
bob: 1 2 miss a few 99 100.. Found You
dave: Hey, no fair dude
bob: what?

Nigger 99 with a Feather Duster 

What got BT banned from DLive.
Florida Lady: "Man, this dude is drunker than a nigger 99 with a feather duster."
BT: "A nigger 99 with a feather duster?"
*Banned*

a 7/10/99 

A joyous occasion overlooking an ocean that can never be replaced or duplicated due to the authentic love, respect, & loyalty of forever.
I wish today could be a 7/10/99!
I heard someone say a 7/10/99 only happens in the movies.
Not everyone gets a 7/10/99.
a 7/10/99 by Ma.Dgn November 1, 2021

Throw a rat at the wall and call me "Oscar 99" 

A phrase exclaimed in times of total bewilderment.
Well throw a rat at the wall and call me "Oscar 99", I had no idea Kerry was a girl - I swear I saw a ball hanging out swimmimg last week.

99 Problems But a Bitch Aint One 

Used in the case of someone who is a womaizer and is good with women but shit at everything else. fortunes fool when it comes to everything but women.

And to quote Jay-Z
Guy 1: " So Steve, Wha's Shakin' Baby?!Wha's Happenin'Anythin' Bad?"

Steve: "To quote Jay I got 99 Problems But a Bitch Aint One"
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