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9 to 5 Pace 

Having a full day of work. Working from 9 am to 5 pm.
And your still probably working at a 9 to 5 pace
9 to 5 Pace by Steve Paul Jobs February 24, 2009
a job (hours don't have to be 9 to 5).
You work a 9 to 5. You can't get a "hand 9 to 5" or "blow 9 to 5" or "rim 9 to 5". That's just dumb if you say that.
9 to 5 by Nick D March 31, 2003
Hours most people work for a living
Jeff works 9 to 5 so he can make a living
9 to 5 by DizzyLizzy November 17, 2006
modern form of slavery. what a brainwashed society pressures you to, instead of encouraing to be a leader or a CEO yourself and doing what you love.
I wanna be a rapper and a singer and I wanna change the world!
Uh, just get a normal, 9 to 5 job, you moron
9 to 5 by t00c00lforscho00l April 10, 2022
A sub category of pornography, in which a hot 9 is standing next to a plain 5. The plain looks of the 5 allows the 9 to transcend the barrier of being a 9 and attain the perfection of being a 10.
This new 9 to 5 porn has really helped employ a lot of mildly attractive people in the porn industry.
9 to 5 by Chief_D November 19, 2016

8 to 9 guys 

People who without explanation go poop in the office between the hours of 8am and 9am when they clearly could have gone before they came to work. This is troublesome as it creates a traffic jam in the stalls every morning.
"Bob just got married and now he's one of the 8 to 9 guys. He must be afraid to poop in front of his new wife."
8 to 9 guys by iam1sig February 25, 2010
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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