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Suck my 5 dollar footlong 

1.Used when other comebacks just won`t work.

2.Used when playing video games to show your dominance.
Bill: Pwned Nub choke on my throat yogurt you cum dumpster.


Fred: I might suck but yo momma suck my 5 dollar footlong.


Everyone else: Ohhhhhh...yo momma fight!

5 dollar footlong 

a really big penis, dick, cock...
Tom: "So I was with Amanda last night and we were about to fuck, I pull out my dick and the bitch stared at me while gaping at my 5 dollar footlong"

5 dollar footlong 

how long my boyfriends dick is. ;]
Kate: So what did you do last night?
Alex: Well lets just say my boyfriend has a 5 dollar footlong. ;]

5 dollar foot long 

1. A subway sandwich. Quite good if you put the right stuff on it.

2. A bad advertisement for a male slut.
1.
Sally: I got a great 5 dollar foot long from subway the other day!
Tanner: What was on it?
Sally: Mayo. Cheese. Turkey. Lettuce. Oil. Diabetes

2.
Patricia: I heard about the 5 dollar foot longs. I'm really horny tonight.
Clerk: Well ok ma'am, you'll be with Jaime
Jaime: Sup girrrrl. I heard you want my 5 dollar foot long.
Patricia: HELL YEAH!
5 dollar foot long by JaimeLongDick December 22, 2013

5 Dollar Foot Long 

What I had in my mouth last night.
Susie had Brad's 5 dollar foot long in her mouth. Brad loved it when Susie bit into the cucumber.
5 Dollar Foot Long by shaiwitt March 31, 2009

5 dollar foot long 

Rob J from Vineland has a 5 dollar foot long
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