if something is .4 (4/10)
gay, or less, it is NOT
gay because you round .4 to 0.
if something is .5 (5/10) or more, it IS
gay, because you round up to 1.
some things that are .5
gay or more:
kissing with tongue
eating ass (while both men are naked. if only one is naked, it is 4/10
gay)
completely nude anal (10/10 gay)
.4 gay and lower:
kissing with no tongue
ass slaps
unintentional dick on dick contact
ALL THINGS THAT ARE DEEMED GAY MAY BE SANCTIONED TO 0 ON THE GAYNESS SCALE BY SAYING, “no homo” AfTER THE GAY ACT
boy 1: “i ate his ass, is that
gay?”
boy 2: “were you both naked?”
1: “yes. why?”
2: “yeah it’s
gay, it’s 7/10
gay so you round to 1”
1: “oh shit! i forgot about the 4/10 rule of homosexuality”