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#1: Jeep's Grand Cherokee SRT-8.

The coolest domestic performance SUV on the planet. Ford & Chevy have nothing even close.

First Gen: 2006-2010; 6.1L Hemi (non-MDS); 420hp; 420lbft torque; 0-60 in 4.6 seconds; full-time AWD; signature dual exhaust out centre of the bumper.

Second Gen: 2012 ->; 6.4L Hemi (w/ MDS); 470hp, 465lbft torque; 0-60 in 4.8 seconds; full-time AWD; 4 adaptive suspension settings.

#2: GCSRT8 the author (myself).

Loves all SRT-8 vehicles in the SRT group, but has a special place in his heart for the Grand Cherokee especially.
Man, did you see that?

-Nope missed it.

Thats right you did! That GCSRT8 just blew right past us. Those things are super mean!

-My Mustang can catch it for sure.

..... Hahaha good one!
GCSRT8 by GCSRT8 June 17, 2012

Divide by 2 Plus 1 

A rule for gauging a girl's level of hotness when dancing on them in the club when you are intoxicated.

Simply begin by judging her hotness out of 10, then divide that number by 2, and add 1.

NOTE: Will not work for girls who you rate less than a 2, but if your drunk and you think they're a 1, why would you dance with them in the first place?!
- Dude I was dancing with this shawty last night, she was a easily an 8!

--Chris, how drunk were you?

-Really spaced dude!

-- Better use the divide by 2 plus 1 rule then.

- Damn, she was only a 5 :(
Divide by 2 Plus 1 by GCSRT8 May 25, 2012
A USB Drive that is cheap and incredibly low in capacity, therefore making it inexpensive (128mb or less).
-Hey dude can you put some music onto a USB drive?

-- Sure, I only have 128mb of storage though.

-WTF is that?! Bet you really broke the bank on buying that JewSB!

-- Whatever... it was cheap.
JewSB by GCSRT8 May 6, 2012

Single Wipe Wonder 

When you take a crap and it comes out so perfect, you only need to gather one wad of TP to wipe yourself clean.
Man, after that Mexican food yesterday, I had the best crap. It was a single wipe wonder!!
Single Wipe Wonder by GCSRT8 December 15, 2011

Swaggerish 

Dude you lookin hella swaggerish tonite!

Soulja Boy is the most swaggerish muhfucka alive!!
Swaggerish by GCSRT8 December 14, 2011
What you blurt out unexpectedly when you are the icyest motherfucker alive.

Phrase coined by Gucci Mane.

Can be added onto words that normally end in "...ber" to make them gangsta as shit!
"You wanna visit Gucci World girl

Here is a brochure.

Wanna a cold wash

make your wife say BURR

Got balls in my ear

like BURR BURR BURR!"

I just love SeptemBURR, OctoBURR, NovemBURR, and DecemBURR!

My necklace is 20 below its so icy with these AmBURR stones that cost a hunnit. BURR!
BURR by GCSRT8 December 14, 2011
Lil Wayne - "I got the world in my wallet, Swisher full of violet."
Violet by GCSRT8 December 7, 2011