If news of
April 11th got to you too
late, you're in luck ! April 18th is National April 11th redo
day ! You can officially grab ass without (horrid) consequences.
To grab ass is to embrace the heavens themselves. With this
day you are able to "redo" April 11th; grab ass
day.
"Hey sue, it's: April 18th: National April 11th redo
day!"