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This is the time Halo players notice when they look at a clock. No matter what, when a Halo player looks at the clock at 1:17, they will think of Master Chief/Halo whether they want to or not.(Master Chief is also known as Spartan 117)
HaloFan1: "Oh look its 1:17AM! I'm gonna go play hours of Halo now!"
HaloFan2: "OMGWTFBQQ! Let's go on Xbox live and chat with other fags who actually play Halo 1:17 in the morning!"
1:17 by HaloAccount October 22, 2008

Hubert 1:17 

A freestyle verse used by the up-and-coming Midwest rapper “Hitta.”

It proceeds as follows: “Mfs be tellin me I changin up. When you have sh** in your pants, you have to change!”
Me: “Dude why you always changing up on us!”
Friend: “Hubert 1:17. #ImHim.”

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This is how to count to 20. Pretty sure you already know this.
I am going to count to 20. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20.

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You type this when you have way too much free time or are way too bored.
Teacher: lets count to 50!
Students: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50!

17 and a 1/4 

When a drunk young man picks up a young lady at a pub and takes her to the local lookout for some 69 action. Halfway through the opening blowjob the young lady changes her mind, leaving the young intoxicated man achieving only 1/4 of his goal. A 69!
I think Patrick took that bush pig to the lookout for some action but all he got was a 17 and a 1/4.
I think he's been pegged!
17 and a 1/4 by Ihatecoredgreens October 18, 2023

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30 

numbers 1 to 30 ;)
conting 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30