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The opposite of 100%. Nope. No. Not happening.
"do you like Jimmy"

"O%"

"do I have a chance with you?"

"0%"

"you got my back right??"

"0%"
0% by aligni April 12, 2021
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Used to describe one who is amazing. Someone who is good at virtually everything known to man. No other percentage can relate to or even come close to 0%
2% aint got nothin on 0%
0% by hadshfalsdf December 8, 2010
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The interest percentage of choice among billions of borrowers or buyers worldwide as banks and businesses turn them into debtors, who are being lured to go on credit for products or services they don’t have the means to pay for.
Free interest, or 0% interest, is a financial drug that has kept millions in debt in exchange for instant gain or future pain.
0% by MathPlus August 11, 2022
I have 0 friends...
0 by lego adam November 9, 2016
A shocked face but with a wider mouth than :o
Maybe t's even more shocked than shocked lol
Person1: My house is on fire!
Person 2: :0
:0 by Jada8080 April 10, 2016
Person 1: Excuse me, sir, can you spare a fuck?
Person 2: I am truly sorry, I have 0 fucks left.
0 by gnodaB November 6, 2013
The amount of times you have had sex
Jim: hey Steve, how many times have you had sex?
Steve: 0
Jim: that sucks
0 by RadFox July 23, 2018
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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