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The nightmare of all guitarists. The thing you hear the most in guitar stores. The song every amateur plays.

Verb form:
Refers to playing 0 3 5 on a guitar
Guitar noob: Dude! Play 0 3 5
Actual guitarist: bruh
by Matt_Money July 18, 2019
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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The first song that people try on guitar.
A simplified version of Deep Purple's Smoke On the Water but on 1 string, generally the E string.
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A joke amongst mostly guitarists, bassists and most musicians in rock/metal sub genre, "035" is the TABS for an oversimplification of a small fraction of the guitar riff on the song "Smoke On The Water" - Deep Purple, commonly said to be impossible or incredibly difficult as satire taunting its simplicity.
A : Was the first riff you learned 035?
B : No! Not even Van Halen could do that!
A : Haha, totally never heard that before (sarcasm)
by Anonymous the SoothSayer March 22, 2021
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an instrumental progression as defined by people who don't know how to play an instrument.

Some how the root (1) has shifted to a zero (0) and we're left with an anomalous gap between the new root (0) and the second note a.k.a the supertonic (2). This, of course, is used to insult beginner musicians who are just learning triads and scale degrees, but unironically shows the lack of knowledge of those using said insult.
".. and then he came into the guitar store and played 0 3 5..."
"you mean 1-3-5?"
"na, man... 0 is the starting note"
"so... you play 9 note octaves?"
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