Joega

Getting hammered drunk around little children at your christian conservative bosses christmas party, doing gymnastics into the christmas tree while barefoot, spilling homemade wine everywhere, swearing like a sailor and making everyone uncomfortable

He went full joega at the party; and now the kids no longer beleieve in santa clause

by [e-mail] April 18, 2019

joemalia

An up-incoming country led by none other than Emperor joe jo (unco chin). You can start applying for citizenship today. Just don't be a fucking dumb ass or you'll meet Bart (papa beaw) and he'll decide what happens to you.

Person- "I got you something on my vacation!" *gives present*
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"

Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."

Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"

Person- "Kys"

by spilt_too_much_tea May 22, 2016

Joelah

An extremely awkward couple who make no physical contact.

Guy 1: so are J and T dating yet?
Guy 2: they haven't even made physical contact yet!
Guy2: wow what a Joelah couple -.-

by Not Eliza and Serafina June 25, 2016

Joelah

An extremely awkward couple. Cringeworthy couple who never kiss or make physical contact. The female generally rejects the males attempts to flirt.

Their attempts to flirt are mentally scarring.

Guy: Poor Kenny tried to kiss his girl, but instead received a nervous laugh and pat on the back.

Guy 2: that's brutal. A Joelah couple at its finest.

by Not Eliza and Serafina June 25, 2016

Jega

To be inexplicably chilled in the midst of stupidity or conflict.

A cop slapped me, but I just Jega(ed).

by Trill2b April 1, 2015

Joegina

A male coworker typically named Joe who if a woman would have a large vagina. This individual will embrace the Joegina nickname, as they crave any excuse to use part of the word vagina in a sentence. A Joegina is a soft sensitive character with a heart of gold. A Joegina closely resembles Santa Claus and usually has a close friend with elf like characteristics.

"I think I saw him crying in the bathroom, he is being such a Joegina today"

by The F word November 6, 2012

Joelah

A awkward relationship in which the male is madly in love with the female, but refuses to do anything, making the female feel as though the male is not at all interested.

The female also tends to have a hobby she finds more interesting than the male, and often stands him up at dates because she has better things to do regarding said hobby.

The relationship consisted of minimal communication, and absolutely no physical or eye contact.

Example 1

Male: "I love you"

Female: "Lol"
Bystander: "Joelah"
Female: "He doesn't even like me"

Example 2
Male: "Do you want to go to the movies with me?"
Female: "Sorry, I have to brush my horse's tail."
#joelah

by Not Serafina and Eliza July 3, 2016