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Evility

I just witnessed my wifes evility as she covered up her own infidelity.
by Autopulse@hotmail.com February 12, 2019
mugGet the Evilitymug.

Potato bacon

I was in a wreck, ended up in the hospital. The Potato Bacon was my hot nurse.
by Autopulse@hotmail.com February 12, 2019
mugGet the Potato baconmug.

Joega

Getting hammered drunk around little children at your christian conservative bosses christmas party, doing gymnastics into the christmas tree while barefoot, spilling homemade wine everywhere, swearing like a sailor and making everyone uncomfortable
He went full joega at the party; and now the kids no longer beleieve in santa clause
by Autopulse@hotmail.com April 18, 2019
mugGet the Joegamug.

Rabidaty

A 1-10 scale of how rabid someone is.
I bumped into my pal Chaz at the local feed store. He was only foaming mildly from the mouth, registering at about a 2 on the Rabidaty scale.
by Autopulse@hotmail.com March 20, 2019
mugGet the Rabidatymug.

Yodo

-acronym-

"You only die once"

Definition: To live overly cautious
Placing a helmet on his head and putting on latex gloves, chuck said, "yodo" as he walked into a strip club
by Autopulse@hotmail.com April 18, 2019
mugGet the Yodomug.

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