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Definitions by Autopulse@hotmail.com

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"You only die once"

Definition: To live overly cautious
Placing a helmet on his head and putting on latex gloves, chuck said, "yodo" as he walked into a strip club
Yodo by Autopulse@hotmail.com April 18, 2019
Getting hammered drunk around little children at your christian conservative bosses christmas party, doing gymnastics into the christmas tree while barefoot, spilling homemade wine everywhere, swearing like a sailor and making everyone uncomfortable
He went full joega at the party; and now the kids no longer beleieve in santa clause
Joega by Autopulse@hotmail.com April 18, 2019

Rabidaty 

A 1-10 scale of how rabid someone is.
I bumped into my pal Chaz at the local feed store. He was only foaming mildly from the mouth, registering at about a 2 on the Rabidaty scale.
I just witnessed my wifes evility as she covered up her own infidelity.
Evility by Autopulse@hotmail.com February 12, 2019

Potato bacon

I was in a wreck, ended up in the hospital. The Potato Bacon was my hot nurse.