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DESC ( DOWNTOWN EMERGENCY SERVICE CENTER). IS located in Seattle Washington in the well known area called Homelesville which is a strip between 3rd ave and 2nd ave. Between these streets you can buy any drug under the sun.
There's drunks, transvestites, and even crazy phsyco whores. There are fights every day cops and ambulances are a sight commonly seen there.
But in retrospect there is a good restaurant in Homelesville. Its the commissary kitchen. But if you plan on eating there be sure to bring nose plugs from the stench of the homeless and all the urine smell cause they pee all over the street, the homeless that is.
Friend one: hey let's go eat at the commissary kitchen.
Friend two: OK but we need to wear nose plugs there cause the homeless pee everywhere
There's drunks, transvestites, and even crazy phsyco whores. There are fights every day cops and ambulances are a sight commonly seen there.
But in retrospect there is a good restaurant in Homelesville. Its the commissary kitchen. But if you plan on eating there be sure to bring nose plugs from the stench of the homeless and all the urine smell cause they pee all over the street, the homeless that is.
Friend one: hey let's go eat at the commissary kitchen.
Friend two: OK but we need to wear nose plugs there cause the homeless pee everywhere
DESC by Lordloxley October 25, 2017
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DESC by madcausemad March 28, 2020
Descendophobia
Derived from the Latin Descendere (“go down”), it is defined as fear of walking down stairs or inclines; fear or discomfort while descending stairs or walking down a hill; fear of going down in a lift or elevator. The symptoms can include dizziness and space disorientation and in extreme cases it can reach the state of irrational fear.
Descendophobia by AKACroatalin February 1, 2017
descrotalise
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Trans-Descendant
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A umbrella term for non-transgender and non-transsexual person who has ancestry of transgender and transsexual people. They have first appeared before the 21st century.
A umbrella term for non-transgender and non-transsexual person who has ancestry of transgender and transsexual people. They have first appeared before the 21st century.
That person from the Coloradan city of Denver who invented this definition himself is Trans-Descendant
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The Deschanel Ruling
The ruling allowing men to watch films and/or television shows that would normally be defined 'girly' IF the show contains an extremely hot female lead
Named after Zoey Deschanel, specifically the show 'New Girl', which is acceptable to be watched by men under the Deschanel Ruling
Named after Zoey Deschanel, specifically the show 'New Girl', which is acceptable to be watched by men under the Deschanel Ruling
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Brett: Fancy watching a film?
Ash: How about John Tucker Must Die? Deschanel Ruling cos I would definitely tap Brittany Snow
Matt: I call the Deschanel Ruling, she is so hot!
Brett: Fancy watching a film?
Ash: How about John Tucker Must Die? Deschanel Ruling cos I would definitely tap Brittany Snow
The Deschanel Ruling by Master Procrastinator February 10, 2013
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