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half is used typically when you say something that you are only half joking/serious about. It can be used after just kidding instead of saying just kidding...kind of. in other words, half is a subsitution for the word kinda. Or it can be used in any statement that is only half true.
however percentages may not be used but fractions are optional. and if you are fully kidding, just say just kidding... not full kidding. it is not acceptable.

Lauren: Bob, you're ugly...just kidding!...half.

Kenny: I like you...well half.

...half by barkingcassie103 August 7, 2009

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Half

approx. 1/2 of an ounce of marijuana.

yo, let me get a half.

Half by m.nine October 28, 2003

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half

its a half an ounce of bud, or 14 grams. usually sells for $150, just make sure you dont get caught with that shit or itll become a federal case and youll get screwed for distribution, otherwise its a good deal cuz your practically payin $10 a dub, allowing you to make $280 on it

Nick just comped a half ounce that hes gonna sell to buy an ounce.

half by brandon May 13, 2005

Half

Meaning kind of, sort of, a little, somewhat. To be used when you're not fully feeling something, or not completely feeling a certain emotion.

I was half shook that she didn't recognize me!
I'm half blessed right now.
I'm half ready to die today.
I half feel like death this morning.

Half by Evalani August 17, 2017

half

Usually a half ounce of chronic that sells for $150. Sometimes it may be a half pound which usually runs about 1.8 g's. A dealer would usually make fifty bux off the half ounce if he sells it at a fair price, that is 50 an eighth. But if you got no scrilla a half might be a half eighth... haha sux for u

Yo man you got word on that half yet?

Hey man I just got that half time to get on my slang.

half by half on a sack December 28, 2005

Half

Someone of mixed blood

Hey look at that half: she has chinese eyes but white skin!

Half by Caitlyn November 19, 2003

Half

Unlike Faces or Blanks, half's have one side of their face missing, usually leading to ridicuel by faces and blanks. Usually used as an insult.

Your acting like a half today. A stupid half. You hear me?! HALF!!!

Half by The creator of hoofa(Pats face) June 28, 2003

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026