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dab pen effect
The absolute buttfuck of your tolerance that occurs when you trade out your trusty devils lettuce in favor of the convenience, potency, and sex-appeal of a dab pen. This is mainly due to the fact that the urge to hit a dab pen once it enters your field of view is roughly seven times stronger than the urge to rub your penis to step-sister porn for five hours after a metric fuck-ton of Adderall.
Yoon: Man, after getting this dab pen I can't even feel weed anymore.
Sam: Maybe you should cut back man, you've been hitting that thing (4)24/7.
Yoon: It's aight, I'll just get another one.
Sam: Be careful bro, you'll get cock-blasted by the dab pen effect
Sam: Maybe you should cut back man, you've been hitting that thing (4)24/7.
Yoon: It's aight, I'll just get another one.
Sam: Be careful bro, you'll get cock-blasted by the dab pen effect
dab pen effect by BernieMadoff's left ball March 26, 2020
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Dab Pen Day
Held on May 10 as a nod to the most common dab pen size, (5:10) get as high as you can off dab pens on dab pen day!
Dab Pen Day by Mesmer March 3, 2021
Dab pen effect
Dab pen effect by hoeslayer1 May 7, 2022
Dab Pen Boi
When your friend or loved one gets addicted with THC oil and never shows up to anything. (ie school classes, sports)
*claims to have bragging rights of using pen in school*
*claims to have bragging rights of using pen in school*
Student 1: Hey where’s Dab Pen Boi At? I even saw him at school today?
Student 2: Idk probably ripping his dab pen in the bathroom somewhere.
Student 2: Idk probably ripping his dab pen in the bathroom somewhere.
Dab Pen Boi by Dylan Gordon February 19, 2019
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