2 definitions by Dylan Gordon

A holy vape goddess whom'st've rips obese clouds
Mom: Give me your vape device, you cannot use it any more.
Son: No mom, I strive to be a Dylan Gordon!
Mom: Fair explanation...
by Dylan Gordon March 26, 2018
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When your friend or loved one gets addicted with THC oil and never shows up to anything. (ie school classes, sports)

*claims to have bragging rights of using pen in school*
Student 1: Hey where’s Dab Pen Boi At? I even saw him at school today?
Student 2: Idk probably ripping his dab pen in the bathroom somewhere.
by Dylan Gordon February 19, 2019
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