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dab pen effect
The absolute buttfuck of your tolerance that occurs when you trade out your trusty devils lettuce in favor of the convenience, potency, and sex-appeal of a dab pen. This is mainly due to the fact that the urge to hit a dab pen once it enters your field of view is roughly seven times stronger than the urge to rub your penis to step-sister porn for five hours after a metric fuck-ton of Adderall.
Yoon: Man, after getting this dab pen I can't even feel weed anymore.
Sam: Maybe you should cut back man, you've been hitting that thing (4)24/7.
Yoon: It's aight, I'll just get another one.
Sam: Be careful bro, you'll get cock-blasted by the dab pen effect
Sam: Maybe you should cut back man, you've been hitting that thing (4)24/7.
Yoon: It's aight, I'll just get another one.
Sam: Be careful bro, you'll get cock-blasted by the dab pen effect
dab pen effect by BernieMadoff's left ball March 26, 2020
dabsent
When you are too high to show up to school or work because you took dabs (highly concentrated THC wax heated and used with a glass nail or a skillet)
Ben: Wow, that was a fat dab, I think I'm too posted to go to school now.
Evan : Yeah, I think I'm going to be dabsent too.
Ben : Unexcused dabsence, fooook yeah.
Evan : I'm hungry.
Evan : Yeah, I think I'm going to be dabsent too.
Ben : Unexcused dabsence, fooook yeah.
Evan : I'm hungry.
dabsent by scoobysnax September 3, 2012
Dab Pen Day
Held on May 10 as a nod to the most common dab pen size, (5:10) get as high as you can off dab pens on dab pen day!
Dab Pen Day by Mesmer March 3, 2021
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