Can also be said as ubernoob. It is a noob who thinks they are the best, and acts like a know it all when they know nothing. Often talks in 1337 (computer geek lingo) and calls people with scores way better than theirs, a noob.
ubern00b- 0h 1 ju57 pwn3d j00, j00 n00b, joo 4r3 73h suxor(translate= I just killed you for the first timeeven though you killed me 150 times, so therefor you suck an are a n00b)
taxonomical description of a Homo Nerdicus (or Common Nerd) that exhibits extreme levels of nerdhood; a highly advanced nerd.
Mark has managed to simultaneously read The War Nerd, comment on Cracked.com entries, vandalize Wikipedia articles, buy Hello Kitty underwear on eBay, write idiotic stories on his blog 'One Wang to Rule Them All', and formulate convoluted battle plans in World of Warcraft all while watching anime and masturbating to Japanese hentai magazines in his 'speical-ops war room' (i.e. parents' basement). Phone call for Homo Ubernerdicus.
The worst kind of noob, they have been playing for quite a while and they still arent picking up any skills.
You may also call someone an ubernoob when they are teamkilling and team flashing and generally being an annoyance even if they are quite skilled.
"Stopteam wounding you ubernoob"
"ffs ubernoob, you got me killed again"
"votekick"
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my realbirthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*