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To slowly touch the end of another man's penis with the end of your own penis, resembling the point where fingers touch in the film E.T.
A: I'm bored, fancy a bit of ETing?
B: You're fucking sick
...
B: Actually yeah go for it, could be fun

"I remember him, we ETed in primary school ... no idea why"
ETing by John Bitch April 5, 2009
Someone who wears abnormally small cloths compared to his/her body size. Often in reference to one who tries to show off big biceps/triceps.
I cant believe that guys ETing It today. Hes not even that big.
ETing It by Stano, Borello September 7, 2009

trump-eting 

Dumb things Trump or Trump-supporters would say.

Talking out of your ass but saying it like you know it.
"No one buys dram anymore, everyone wants cloud based memory. people looking to download more RAM nowadays, no one buys chips now" -Trumpet trump-eting/speculating about semi conductor industry.
trump-eting by Krack September 1, 2018

Trump-eting 

Any act in which donald trumps trumpet touches a females mouth
I'm suprised Donald Trump was elected considering the video that was leaked of him Trump-eting in the lady's mouth!
Trump-eting by Farquhar May 24, 2017

Trump-eting 

Narcissistic bragging, either at a rally, press conference, or by Twitter, about how tremendous you are, how you’ve done the “best ever”, or even had the “biggest crowds”. Normally the Trump-eter is very tan, almost orange, with seemingly the worst fake hairdo ever seen
On the news last night, all I could hear was this one dude Trump-eting to no end! He seems like a big idiot
Trump-eting by pickleduck88 March 31, 2020

Eating clams 

Person: Please stop eating clams or else
Eating clams by Ace the simp February 1, 2023
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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