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To slowly touch the end of another man's penis with the end of your own penis, resembling the point where fingers touch in the film E.T.
A: I'm bored, fancy a bit of ETing?
B: You're fucking sick
...
B: Actually yeah go for it, could be fun

"I remember him, we ETed in primary school ... no idea why"
ETing by John Bitch April 5, 2009
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The act of eating Food. May be the best thing to ever Grace humanity :))
FS: oh boi, ama go and have som fun Èting right now
Tim: im jealous af right now, lets pray its taco!
Èting by something idk February 1, 2017
Someone who wears abnormally small cloths compared to his/her body size. Often in reference to one who tries to show off big biceps/triceps.
I cant believe that guys ETing It today. Hes not even that big.
ETing It by Stano, Borello September 7, 2009

trump-eting 

Dumb things Trump or Trump-supporters would say.

Talking out of your ass but saying it like you know it.
"No one buys dram anymore, everyone wants cloud based memory. people looking to download more RAM nowadays, no one buys chips now" -Trumpet trump-eting/speculating about semi conductor industry.
trump-eting by Krack September 1, 2018

Trump-eting 

Any act in which donald trumps trumpet touches a females mouth
I'm suprised Donald Trump was elected considering the video that was leaked of him Trump-eting in the lady's mouth!
Trump-eting by Farquhar May 24, 2017

Trump-eting 

Narcissistic bragging, either at a rally, press conference, or by Twitter, about how tremendous you are, how you’ve done the “best ever”, or even had the “biggest crowds”. Normally the Trump-eter is very tan, almost orange, with seemingly the worst fake hairdo ever seen
On the news last night, all I could hear was this one dude Trump-eting to no end! He seems like a big idiot
Trump-eting by pickleduck88 March 31, 2020

Eating clams 

Person: Please stop eating clams or else
Eating clams by Ace the simp February 1, 2023
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Oblication 

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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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