trump-eting 

Dumb things Trump or Trump-supporters would say.

Talking out of your ass but saying it like you know it.

"No one buys dram anymore, everyone wants cloud based memory. people looking to download more RAM nowadays, no one buys chips now" -Trumpet trump-eting/speculating about semi conductor industry.

trump-eting by Krack September 1, 2018

Trump-eting 

Any act in which donald trumps trumpet touches a females mouth

I'm suprised Donald Trump was elected considering the video that was leaked of him Trump-eting in the lady's mouth!

Trump-eting by Farquhar May 24, 2017

Trump-eting 

Narcissistic bragging, either at a rally, press conference, or by Twitter, about how tremendous you are, how you’ve done the “best ever”, or even had the “biggest crowds”. Normally the Trump-eter is very tan, almost orange, with seemingly the worst fake hairdo ever seen

On the news last night, all I could hear was this one dude Trump-eting to no end! He seems like a big idiot

Trump-eting by pickleduck88 March 31, 2020

Goes like a Tramp eating a bag of Chips 

Referring to women who fuck for Britain.

I hear your wife goes like a Tramp eating a bag of chips!

Goes like a Tramp eating a bag of Chips by iamamanufan September 17, 2012

Trumpeting 

(verb): to bellow, rant, vehemently whine, or otherwise blow out metaphorical hot air. To demand attention, throw a tantrum or have a fit. To fill a space with as much shrill noise & self-righteousness as possible. To lie, loudly & "bigly." To pander to the gullible & rile up the immoral & willfully ignorant. To distract, manipulate & play your supporters like a musical instrument with your tiny, tiny hands.

"Dude... It's 3:00 a.m. & your weird theatre major roommate won't shut up about how his ex stole the his youth & the best years of his life, & how there's some vast conspiracy preventing his success & disallowing anyone to recognize his otherwise obvious genius. Evidently he thinks the world revolves around him?"

"I know, I'm sorry man. Just ignore him, he's Trumpeting, again."

Trumpeting by Kuaishou December 29, 2018

trumpeting penis 

A trumpeting penis is when a overly large penis shoots a bursting load on a face, pauses and then shoots two to five more huge loads before finishing with a final dribble

Carls trumpeting penis coverd her whole face like a ten man bukkake !

trumpeting penis by You're A Winner At The Buzzer June 2, 2007

Trumpetting

(Verb); To Trumppet - The fine art of continuously promoting yourself despite obvious shortcomings. More than just "blowing your own horn", it's a unique combination of bravado, bullshit, and incompetence.

Donald really fucked up this time, but all that trumpetting shows just what a true ass-hat he REALLY is!!

Trumpetting by JazzGuy-NH March 27, 2020