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Alp is the realest, most genuine, and kindest person you will ever meet. He is funny in a way that lights up a room, which is why he has a lot of friends. However, he also has a lot of high standards and will choose close and loyal friends. You can tell Alp anything as he is trustworthy and will appreciate you, if you open up to him about your life, or secrets. He is stubborn in a good way because there’s nothing he can’t do if he puts his mind to it!

On the outside, he easily grabs attention with his charisma: it’s just hard to not smile at him when he’s talking to you. He has a pretty-boy face with sparkling eyes, and usually a distinctive hairstyle. He has a tall, hot body- just like the mountains () if you have an Alp you most probably have a best friend and the coolest boyfriend. Alps are cool, there is no other like Alp.
Your name is Alp?
So it is true what they say.. about your charisma..
Alp by threenineonine October 14, 2021
1. A common Turkish name for individuals
2. An individual exhibiting lethargy on a daily basis
"Look, it's Alp sleeping!"
alp by Jonny-Thompson January 12, 2009
Pronounced "AYE ELLE PEE" Acronym for "Abnromally Large Penis" used by many on the IRC (Internet Relay Chat).
Mainly useage of this word is found on the Undernet IRC network. (see MIRC)
"* snoopdan lets notty hold his ALP"

"hey snoop, hows the ALP hanging?"

"My ALP itches."
ALP by snoopdan.com June 3, 2005
The Australian Labor Party. The only Australian left-wing party with a chance, but who commonly screws it up due to their lack of backbone and propensity towards failure.
The ALP sucks ALP. (See definition one)

The ALP lost again in 2004 because they tried to pretend they were nice people when in actual fact they are just politicians.
ALP by Lexette June 11, 2005
Alp by asdffgggggg August 12, 2008
Ass Licking Pussy
When someone is a ass licking pussy they are someone who lives there life to please others but many find this intolerable
Lisa- but he's so nice to me
Marissa- he's nice to everyone it annoys me
Lisa- I mean he is a bit of a alp
ALP by Tiktoktrendz January 28, 2021
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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