Alps

1) A well known mountain range in Europe (Austria, Switzerland, Italy ) where it's possible to do some great skiiing and snowboarding.

2) "alp solid" (slang: "alpsolite") is often used instead of "rock solid".

1) "Since I went up and down the alps I don't even mind San Francisco's hills anymore."

2) "So you're sure this is gonna work?"
Yeah trust me, there's nothing more alpsolite"

by szu April 26, 2003

ALPS

Acronym for Average Likes Per Status. Pioneered by Bobby Mcgoon aka Bob Gorman. This is the only real measure of relevance, comedy, and popularity. Anything less than ALPS of 25 is insignificant and means that person shouldn't be on your friends list.

That man has some strong ALPS, I aspire to be like him one day.

by Paul Giarrusso May 13, 2016

Alps

Female breasts, boobs, cans, bags, juggs, tits, twins, milk spouts etc.

"Yo dude, check out the alps on that one."
"Yeah, that'd be swiss to cock-toboggan between those."

by SB-B October 1, 2008

Alps

A mountain range in Switzerland

I went to the Alps

by bill November 20, 2002

Alps

the first man to conquer the largest mountain range - alps hans veto - the mountains were names after him for his courage.

by nimo fradetti October 17, 2003

Alps

The combination of ow and oops
Alps

Alps! I dropped my keys

by The greetest alp May 11, 2019

Alps

Can also be used as a replacement for ass when you don't want to swear.

I will kick your alps!

by Matthew678 May 16, 2019