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The sexiest, most charming human being you'll ever meet. If you have the honor of meeting a person named Tyson, you'd better shoot your shot.

A bonus that comes with a person named Tyson, is that they are born with the gift of talented hips if you know what i mean.

A Tyson's smile is infectious and he is funny without even trying.
Any living organism: "look at those hips MOVE!"

Any other living organism: Yeah he's almost as good as Tyson"
Tyson by Bearcat2 May 13, 2018
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a HOT guy that has a great personality

he is always true to his girlfriend and loves her to death
Any girl would be lucky to have him

hes always there when you need him and makes you happy just by seeing him smile

Tyson is one of the "best friend" types but makes a amazing boyfriend
he had alot of friends and is popular around school
"OMG ! did you see tyson !"
tyson by MusicForever April 29, 2012
Tyson chicken nuggets
"I like Tyson chicken nuggets"
"Yeah, especially the dinosaurs shaped ones"
Tyson by majesticnerd May 10, 2017
Sexyest and Nicest Manwhore you will ever meet.
#1:omg im having a bad day
#2:need a hug?
#1:thanks
#2:how about a kiss?
#1:dont be such a tyson
Tyson by xPoorLittleSceneGirlx January 23, 2009
The hottest most athletic boy. But he can also be the worst when it comes to people he’s not interested in. He would leave them on read or delivered for hours, days, months, or even forever. he can also be pretty clueless when it comes to certain things, like when a girl likes him or someone is trying to give him a hint.. Sports are really important to him but so is his significant other.
Tyson; That’s strange, she’s always texting me even when i don’t respond
<Girl>”I don’t understand what i have to do to get his attention!!”
Tyson by notmyproblem(: April 10, 2020
Ten times more attractive than me
Tyson by oliviamackinnon July 23, 2019
He's. . . . . the Dude, Dude. I mean come on man, he's perfect in every way. Very nice understanding, could get whoever he wants but chooses to stay with one girl. And Loves to kick it with his buddies just chill and DERB it up. haha
Male: Hell ya I wanna kick it with Tyson who doesn't.

Female: Fuck ya I would do anything with Tyson.
Tyson by T Mems August 25, 2010
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