Homie
Homie: Fuck you! I wouldn’t care if you died you piece of shit!
You: I love you
Homie: I love you too!
You: I love you
Homie: I love you too!
Homie by anonymouspersonwhonooneknows February 25, 2018
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Homie
Your best friend.
You: *Falls*
Friend: *Helps you up*
You: *Falls*
Homie: *Helps you halfway up and drops you back down*
Friend: *Helps you up*
You: *Falls*
Homie: *Helps you halfway up and drops you back down*
Homie by iBrokeUrNeckLol January 25, 2021
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homie
Friends: Never asks for anything to eat or drink
Homies: Help themselves and are the reason why I have no food
Friends: Would bail you out of jail
Homies: would be sitting next to you sayin' "THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!! Lets do it again!"
Friends: Won't laugh at you.
Homies: Will embarrass your Ass when everyone is around!
Friends: Has never seen you cry
Homies: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in privately when your not still down.
Friends: Asks you to write down your number.
Homies: Have you on speed dial
Friends: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Homies: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
Friends: Only knows a few things about you
Homies: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Homies: Will kick the ASS of the enitre crowd that left you.
Friends: Would knock on your front door
Homies: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME"
Friends: Know some of your embarrassing moments...
Homies: Are next to you making them!
Friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone
Homies: They already know not to tell...
Friends: Are only through highschool
Homies: They are for life
Friends: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough
Homies: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste good shit!"
Friends: Will leave you in a ditch
Homies: Will drag you out of the ditch and laugh at your ASS later!
Friends: Would ignore this letter
Homies: Will send this this back to the person who sent it to u!
Homies: Help themselves and are the reason why I have no food
Friends: Would bail you out of jail
Homies: would be sitting next to you sayin' "THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!! Lets do it again!"
Friends: Won't laugh at you.
Homies: Will embarrass your Ass when everyone is around!
Friends: Has never seen you cry
Homies: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in privately when your not still down.
Friends: Asks you to write down your number.
Homies: Have you on speed dial
Friends: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Homies: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
Friends: Only knows a few things about you
Homies: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Homies: Will kick the ASS of the enitre crowd that left you.
Friends: Would knock on your front door
Homies: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME"
Friends: Know some of your embarrassing moments...
Homies: Are next to you making them!
Friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone
Homies: They already know not to tell...
Friends: Are only through highschool
Homies: They are for life
Friends: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough
Homies: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste good shit!"
Friends: Will leave you in a ditch
Homies: Will drag you out of the ditch and laugh at your ASS later!
Friends: Would ignore this letter
Homies: Will send this this back to the person who sent it to u!
Homie
A best friend for life, yes, but it's more than just that; it's family. A term used to highlight the highest form of respect to another individual as this person will always have your back through thick and thin. Only one other person (besides yourself) can be called this as this person is above all the rest and it takes only two to form a homie bond. Loyalty, trustworthiness, acceptance; this person has it all.
Homie #1: You're my homie you know that? Ain't nobody or nothing gonna change that and take your place.
Homie #2: Yeah I know. You're my homie as well. Always and forever.
#homiez4lyfe
Homie #2: Yeah I know. You're my homie as well. Always and forever.
#homiez4lyfe
Homie by homiez4lyfe June 21, 2016
Homie
Homie by Mo$t_wanted_$ELLY April 16, 2017
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