The best bathroom in the office, one that isn't frequented very often, so you're free to do your nasty shitting in peace.
Where'd Jon go?

"off to his 2nd floor safe haven, he had general tso's chicken for lunch"
by Jon Himself July 1, 2003
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Person 1: "Do you know this song?"
Person 2: "Um.. yes!! It's Safe Haven by State Champs!"
by pseudonymous bach October 25, 2018
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A Nebraska law that allows parents to legally get rid of their children at any point before the child in 19 years of age by dropping them off at a Nebraska Hospital.
If you don't shut your mouth I'm going to drive to Nebraska and Safe Haven your ass!
by Alfred Banesworth November 17, 2008
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usually when you're a teenager in a room by yourself while your parents are home and you're and watching a show on tv and it comes to an intimate/sexual scene, you put your finger on the previous channel button also known as the safe haven button that should send you to a sports channel that will make your parents think thats what you were watching the entire time
i flipped on the tv last night while friday night lights was on and the part where don billingsley was getting it on with a girl and my mom walked in, luckily i had my finger on the safe haven button and it was set to ESPN
by mbroooo12345 September 23, 2007
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serveral definitions are voted on for one word without possibility of a duplicate.
by Vapejuice February 9, 2020
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