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1. a spicy mexican sausage

2. spanish synonym for dick
1. ¿so, was your chorizo good?

2. ¡That mexican had a chorizo the size of a small fetus!
chorizo by el Nariz de 45 March 25, 2003
Greasy sausage mostly cooked by mexicans. Also used as a derogatory term for mexicans who want to get white girls attention.
Mexican: Hey Heather my chorizo needs a friend.
Heather: Whats a chrizo???
chorizo by The Mondo December 22, 2005
Visible pubic hair above a man's underwear line—companion to "taco meat" on the chest.
Man, Stuart is showing a lot of chorizo today. I'll bet his shit is spicy!
Chorizo by Billy Binaca October 4, 2010
Someone who is trying to upstage another, or is very flagrant in the attempt to show themselves off, or someone who exaggerates a lot
1) Hey Fred your neighbor just put up more lights than you, what a chorizo!

2)Look Frankie is wearing that skin tight leather suit he's such a chorizo

3)Hey that's Frankie's new girlfriend. He said she was hot, but she's tore up, he's such a chorizo
chorizo by The Meanest Filapenis November 7, 2010
Chorizo is an amazing Mexican food! Also it can be an amazing nickname. I’ve been called this my whole life and it is still the biggest compliment that I have ever received.
Yoooo, it’s Chorizo!!
Chorizo by Analina November 9, 2018
Chorizo or chouriço is a type of pork sausage. In Europe, chorizo is a fermented, cured, smoked sausage, which may be sliced and eaten without cooking, or added as an ingredient to add flavor to other dishes. Elsewhere, some sausages sold as chorizo may not be fermented and cured, and require cooking before eating.
Man 1: hey I want chorizo right now
Man 2: me too
Chorizo by Lostlogic_ January 4, 2021
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