behind 

(preposition) Because of, due to, as a result of — especially when describing the negative consequences of a misstep.

This usage marks a sharp linguistic divergence along ethnic lines: integral to ebonics and related dialects, unrecognized in any white vernacular.

The judge give Nyquilla 30 days behind that foolishness with her babydaddy.

behind by Big Gus Dickus May 22, 2008

behind 

an abbreviation from a German word "behindert" to express someone or something is retarded, "behind" can be used to desribe a person, a thing or can be used to condemn someone after they did something wrong

Having exams on Saturday is behind
My friends burned the kitchen yesterday, he is behind

behind by ming@kettering December 14, 2012

behind 

preposition. after; following. Typically suggestive of a cause-and-effect relationship, but it is important to note that this is implied and not stated.

You gonna catch hell behind that bullshit from yesterday.

behind by LaJeep December 5, 2009

behind 

See derrier.

His behind was behind him but in front of her.

behind by pimp0r January 22, 2004

behind the seeds 

Being high in disney world
Origin: myth that pot is grown in the disney greenhouses which can be seen during the "Behind the Seeds Tour"

Lauren was behind the seeds at Cinderella's castle.

behind the seeds by USA2013 November 30, 2013

behind kind 

One who seems very sexy from the behind view, but might as well be a troll from the frontal view - preferrably given pleasure from behind, be it doggystyle or any other "behind" sex positions; similar to butterface.

"I was walking up to this hot girl at the party Saturday night, but when she turned around I almost threw up -- she was definetly a behind kind if I had to screw her."

behind kind by Rupert Gehmlich July 24, 2006

Behind-the-herd turd

Term used to describe the last turd in a pooping session. More specifically, the turd that you didn't know was coming until you stand up and begin to fasten your pants, much like the slowest cow in a moving herd.

Joe: Dude, are you done in the bathroom? We're gonna be late!
Tom: Yeah, I'm comin'! I thought I was done, but I had a behind-the-herd turd.

Behind-the-herd turd by Salty Q August 8, 2009