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authority 

the man who wants to keep you down
Damn the man! Save the empire!
authority by Ghandi September 23, 2002

authority 

what you must respect
authority by Eddie J. January 23, 2008

authority 

Something that is widely misunderstood by many ignorant teenagers, dumb skaters, and clueless punks. Knowledge is power, and the authorities of our time have that power, so instead of being morons who have good intentions but don't know a fucking thing about the polotics behind authority, lets all actually go pick up a book, or become and activist and TAKE DOWN THE FUCKING SYSTEM. All of these cockfucks posting about how we "need authority" are bullshitters and close minded dickheads at best. The only thing we "need" in this world is common sense, and therefore authority won't have to provide us with it. Wake up people, and stop being a dickless puppet of the system that many of you claim to "hate".
The authorites and powers that be have seen it fit to convict innocent marijuana smokers, concious objectors, and activists of crimes and therefore put them in a little manmade thing called prison. Authority is mostly a byproduct of greed and facism.

authority 

The worst position a legal aldult could have.
The authority is always beating down on me!

All authority expect too much from me. Man, screw them!

authority 

The executive branch should decrease its authority to fuck with the black man.
authority by Meekrok August 27, 2005

Authority 

Yes to protect you I need a degree of authority over you. And this ties into the thing I said about women grabbing their men’s arms in a conflict or crisis and getting knocked out (Which is a thing that he got from me (just like the “dim lights” and the either “on or off” thing)If I tell you to let go of my arm and you don’t you put us both in danger.
Hym “It’s also not inconceivable to have authority over a woman. Anyone who employs a woman has a degree of authority over a woman. Here’s a scenario. I’m the manager of a small gas station. The only other employee is a woman. I tell her to take out the trash. Taking out the trash is a part of the job. I am in a position of authority so I tell her to do her job and take out the trash. She tells me no. As working at a gas station is ‘at will employment’ I can fire you for any reason under the sun. Therefore, you are trading a degree of authority over what you do with your time in exchange for a job. You can deny the authority but then you have to give up the job in the same way you can deny the authority of someone trying to protect you but you have give up the safety.”
Authority by Hym Iam October 23, 2022
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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